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Quaint things your five-year-old daughter says after listening to a lot of Enid Blyton books

Quaint things your five-year-old daughter says after listening to a lot of Enid Blyton books

* “Good golly!” * “How many pennies does this cost?” * “Oh what a dreadful bother!” * “C’est abominable!” * “You have very woolly brains.” * “He was certainly in a great hurry, wasn’t he?” * “Shan’t we go to the park?” * “Oh dear, I’ve become tangled in the brambles!” (Snagged on a
Richard Allardice
Things kids say to imply they don’t like their dinner and certainly won’t be eating it

Things kids say to imply they don’t like their dinner and certainly won’t be eating it

* “What... is this?” * “Is this what we usually have?” * “There’s something... different about this.” * “This food looks weird.” * “This food smells weird.” * “Where does this colour come from?” * “But: Is this what we’re eating? Really?” * “Does this have... mushrooms... in it?” * “This has chewy bits in it.” * “This
Richard Allardice