Quaint things your five-year-old daughter says after listening to a lot of Enid Blyton books

* “Oh, I just love my dog. I just want to cuddle my dog.” As touching as this sentiment is, I can’t help but notice that at any other time you just ignore the dog. * “I need to say goodnight to Mum. Night Mum!” Okay, great. Let’s get to

* “What... is this?” * “Is this what we usually have?” * “There’s something... different about this.” * “This food looks weird.” * “This food smells weird.” * “Where does this colour come from?” * “But: Is this what we’re eating? Really?” * “Does this have... mushrooms... in it?” * “This has chewy bits in it.” * “This

🚨Standard disclaimer: This is not commentary on any single workplace in particular. “Just bumping the message above.” A phrase that reminds me of the Facebook imperative that persisted for years and years to “poke” your friends. Used in public channels of messaging applications to indicate it’s been at least