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Richard Allardice

Writer, professional noticer, creative procrastinator

Hug your fence

Hug your fence

To rent is to be free from the disquiet of such expensive trivia as insurance, rates and household maintenance. But pets are an issue. Once my wife Vic and I purchase our own house, a wee fifties place in Paraparaumu, Vic wastes no time starting a menagerie. To most people,

Negotiating the canal

Negotiating the canal

We’re not people who’ll eat a placenta but we will place a couple on ice in a chest freezer. One for us, and one for a friend whose freezer is too small to accommodate both meat and out-of-use human organs. My wife Vic and I might be considered