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🚨Standard disclaimer: This is not commentary on any single workplace in particular. “Just bumping the message above.” A phrase that reminds me of the Facebook imperative that persisted for years and years to “poke” your friends. Used in public channels of messaging applications to indicate it’s been at least

* “I need to go poos.” * “I can’t find any socks.” Number of times you’ve guided them towards the socks to this point = approximately a dozen. * “I’m hungry.” This, after several breakfasts. * “We’re supposed to bring baking for a sale today.” Sure, we’ll just whip up

The audio for “Reasons people are always in that Google Doc” is featured in this episode ☝️ of the Without a hitch podcast * They have multiple windows open, each with so many tabs they can no longer see what each contains; they have never closed a Google Doc, let alone any

(Sorry, all you poor birdies. I always did my best to help.) * Just inside your roof (accessed via a corner behind the drainage), well out of your reach (and life-threateningly precarious to access via a ladder), in a cosy little nest, in a distant corner of the inaccessible ceiling cavity

Note: This is a not list of relationship pet names (eg cherry pie). That would be an entirely different kind of list. Referring to actual domesticated animals here. These are from a HUGE list of names, for both our cat and dog, which was full of any and all suggestions