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Date not needed
The audio for “Date not needed” is featured in this episode ☝️ of the Without a
hitch podcast“Key please!”
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wine, and now the red light on top of my self-checkout station is flashing.
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Breach
The whale breaches
Enveloped by water, the whale has poise. It produces sounds like an experimental
synth band broadcasting from the deep. Most undersea footage shows the whale
gliding, all slow motion grace, past the lens of a diver’s camera; David
Attenborough says something to the effect of “The
Giddy heights
A short tall man, Bill Murray, some elastic stick people and an intrusion of
Japanese cockroaches
A short tall man
I’m a short tall man. A fraction shy of six foot three, my head sometimes
brushes low ceilings or doorways. I may have to stoop to get under low
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