Just glass
In a fit of decisiveness, Harold concludes the “Is the glass half full or half
empty?” debate.
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Date not needed
The audio for “Date not needed” is featured in this episode ☝️ of the Without a
hitch podcast“Key please!”
A checkout assistant is calling for the supervisor. I’ve scanned a bottle of
wine, and now the red light on top of my self-checkout station is flashing.
People are generally
Breach
The whale breaches
Enveloped by water, the whale has poise. It produces sounds like an experimental
synth band broadcasting from the deep. Most undersea footage shows the whale
gliding, all slow motion grace, past the lens of a diver’s camera; David
Attenborough says something to the effect of “The
Giddy heights
A short tall man, Bill Murray, some elastic stick people and an intrusion of
Japanese cockroaches
A short tall man
I’m a short tall man. A fraction shy of six foot three, my head sometimes
brushes low ceilings or doorways. I may have to stoop to get under low
Perceptions: Mouse vs mouse
My wife and I perceive mice differently. I see the wee field mouse on the left.
She sees the super poisonous rodent demon on the right.
We all have our strengths and weaknesses. I certainly have more weaknesses than
her (I won't list them here; I'm