Things kids say to imply they don’t like their dinner and certainly won’t be eating it

Disclaimer: I’ll be using the second-person “you” to refer to a generalised “everyone”, which does not necessarily include “me”. That is to say, this is not a catalogue of things which I do. Necessarily. * A densely packed spreadsheet: Incomprehensible to the casual passer by, few artefacts cast such a

If you start to observe this kind of decline in your daily life, consider slowing the hell down and doing fewer things. Take heed.

Communication over the internet, while near instantaneous, has somehow become less convenient than the old way, with the paper and the envelope and the stamps. (Where did the stamps go, again? Was it... top right?) Once we would have managed a single mailbox, yet now we must manage a dozen