Things kids say to imply they don’t like their dinner and certainly won’t be eating it
- “What... is this?”
- “Is this what we usually have?”
- “There’s something... different about this.”
- “This food looks weird.”
- “This food smells weird.”
- “Where does this colour come from?”
- “But: Is this what we’re eating? Really?”
- “Does this have... mushrooms... in it?”
- “This has chewy bits in it.”
- “This has mushy bits in it.”
- “This has bits in it.”
- “Actually, I’m maybe feeling a bit full.”
- “Does this have something spicy in it?”
- — COUGH —
- “Can I please get another drink of water?”
- “And another drink of water?”
- “And another?”
- “I’m definitely full now. From all the water.”
- “What’s for pudding?”
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