Sheepish people

Yesterday some friends sent us a text asking to borrow our sheep. They had lawn issues. We don't have a sheep, and we don't know where they got this idea—my partner Vic reckons it's because at my most unkempt I look like a sheep. But it got me thinking—maybe we should have a sheep? What if someone else asks us for a sheep? It always pays to be prepared.

I know you non-Kiwi readers will be thinking, man, just another New Zealand sheep story. Yawn. But actually, heaps of us don't even have a sheep. That's why someone thinking we had a sheep is something worth talking about. For about... this long.

Update: False alarm. Our friends were confusing Vic with another Victoria who had a sheep. We might still need to get a sheep though, in case this happens again.