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* “Oh, I just love my dog. I just want to cuddle my dog.” As touching as this sentiment is, I can’t help but notice that at any other time you just ignore the dog. * “I need to say goodnight to Mum. Night Mum!” Okay, great. Let’s get to

* “What... is this?” * “Is this what we usually have?” * “There’s something... different about this.” * “This food looks weird.” * “This food smells weird.” * “Where does this colour come from?” * “But: Is this what we’re eating? Really?” * “Does this have... mushrooms... in it?” * “This has chewy bits in it.” * “This