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Note: This is a not list of relationship pet names (eg cherry pie). That would be an entirely different kind of list. Referring to actual domesticated animals here. These are from a HUGE list of names, for both our cat and dog, which was full of any and all suggestions

* Night stand * Mic stand * Standing desk aid * Door stop * Book end * Laptop/monitor stand * Paper weight * Ballast * Flower press * Sound-proofing * Child seat * Reference material for ENG208 (begrudgingly)

* “Good golly!” * “How many pennies does this cost?” * “Oh what a dreadful bother!” * “C’est abominable!” * “You have very woolly brains.” * “He was certainly in a great hurry, wasn’t he?” * “Shan’t we go to the park?” * “Oh dear, I’ve become tangled in the brambles!” (Snagged on a

A set of paints to really set you in the right mood: * Unrequited umber * Painful puce * Flummoxed fuchsia * Punk-arse periwinkle * Obstinate orange * Vitriolic violet * Acidic amber * Jaded jade * Sarcastic scarlet * Blasé brown

Most of them are to do with broken glass, and gave me nightmares. Hard to know if this made me develop a phobia, or exaggerated what was already there. * I woke up late one day to the smell of gas. Some of my flatmates were hanging out in the lounge,