Bible game show

Evangelical churches, doomsday youth group, and a secret drama club – trying to understand the things your mum sent you to, as a kid

Bible game show

My eight-year-old son’s teacher called on the last day of the school year. “We’ve had to evacuate the classroom to keep the other children safe. Your son is still in the classroom. You need to come pick him up. Right now.”

Jesus. It was only an hour from home time and that teacher couldn’t just hold out? I called my wife Vic.

“What’s happened?” Vic asked.

“They’ve ‘evacuated’ the classroom again,” I said.

“Oh for god’s sake,” she said. “Again?”