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In brief 🩲 * Journal: Volcanoes are safe, honest * Practical: Create a map, testudo your time * Read: Catalogues of LOLs return From the journal 📖 Omid is a 6 foot 4 Iranian man with well-groomed hair who kicks the standing bag at our taekwondo gym so hard it tumbles away end over end

In brief 🩲 * Journal: An insurance movie scene about demise * Practical: Map every second of every day, but calmly * Quotable: Wait – why am I talking? From the journal 📖 Today I spent a compulsory hour with an insurance broker named Jake hypothesising when I might die. It’s fractionally easier to talk

In brief 🩲 * Journal: The barest exertion possible * Practical: Testudo that calendar * Read: Be found for weird and wonderful things * Quote: The twitch-tickling problem of getting squiff-squiddled From the journal 📖 Recently, while swimming lengths, I couldn’t help but notice the guy in the shallow lane next to me. Now, I’

In brief 🩲 * Journal: Now, don’t take this the wrong way, but... * Practical: A lifetime is made up of these blips strung together * Art: A grizzly bunny and Sir Quentin Saxby Blake From the journal 📖 My daughter Ida came into my office with her friend Enid the other day. Ida

In brief 🩲 * Journal: The elusive Mr Allardice * Practical: What are Mondays even for? * Art: The cutesy pictographs we can’t do without From the journal 📖 I used to be a high school English teacher, and from time to time I still run into former students. Recently at a housewarming for

In brief 🩲 * Journal: A face like Freddy Krueger * Practical: Just the One Big Thing, and maybe a few lesser things * Art: Knowledge turned upside-down, over time * Listen: One solution to the podcast paradox From the journal 📖 From time to time I get a Google Photos reminder of the time I