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Richard Allardice

Writer, professional noticer, creative procrastinator

Dog’s Spare Human Holds Phone in Cold Dark Street

Dog’s Spare Human Holds Phone in Cold Dark Street

Growing up in the ganglands of Whanganui, I learned that a mean bastard of a dog can deter most low-level trouble, whichever side of the fence you’re on. But we did not get a mean bastard of a dog.

Negotiating the canal

Negotiating the canal

We’re not people who’ll eat a placenta but we will place a couple on ice in a chest freezer. One for us, and one for a friend whose freezer is too small to accommodate both meat and out-of-use human organs. My wife Vic and I might be considered